An idiot girl's Christmas: true tales from the top of the naughty list

What I really want for Christmas

Helpful tips on how to throw an unforgettable holiday party and die alone in six easy steps

Naughty or nice

O Holy night, or the year I ruined Christmas

There's a gun somewhere under the Christmas tree

Have yourself a Kmart little Christmas

Mashed potatoes, yams, and a urine sample

Deck the mall

Jingle hell

Where do good trees go when they die?

Christmas death trap

The most unfun Christmas party hostess ever

Happy holidays from the asshole family.